All of My Flabbers Are Gasted

All of My Flabbers Are Gasted

Charcoal / S
$18.00
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All of My Flabbers Are Gasted

All of My Flabbers Are Gasted

$18.00
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Soft, lived-in cotton meets deadpan humor. This classic crewneck tee features a vintage-style raccoon illustration with the whimsical line “All of my flabbers are gasted” printed in crisp black. The midweight fabric drapes comfortably and holds the print’s fine details wash after wash. Wear it while sipping coffee on a slow morning, running errands with a grin, or layering under a jacket for low-key, witty style. The understated monochrome artwork reads like a private joke—subtle, clever, and slightly absurd—so it lands with people who love dry humor and retro illustration.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual DTF/DTG printing for sharp sleeve/label detail and crisp main design
- Tear-away label and medium 180 g/m² weight for comfortable, itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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